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Soon

"Soon" is a general term used by the Seal Leadership (and Seals in general) that provides no context for actually when a particular thing will be done or released. All "Soon" means is that it is under consideration by the Seal staff, in discussion, or in development.

"Soon" does not imply a particular date, time, state of being, flow of direction, or any specific point in our understood reality in the past, present, or future. There is no guarantee that "Soon" will ever happen, or that it won't happen. Any promises of "Soon" should be taken lightly. "Soon" can be interchanged with many other words that all mean the same or similar things, including but not limited to "Could", "Might," "Plans to be," "Near Future", "Recent", and more.

"Soon" is dependent on a number of factors, both in and out of the control of the Seals, including timezones, the difficulty of the task, the importance of the task, ethical dilemmas, the average cost of a pound of fish, unexpected maintenance, third-party vendor delays, unexpected heat-deaths of stars, new projects adopted, changes to the Elite and other games, and actually getting our scattered minds to focus on a single topic.

Types of Soon

 We'll fill this out Soon.

Examples of "Soon"

 

ThingFirst AnnouncedActually Released
IRCOn or Before 10 April 2019Heh...
CMDR Management v223 June 202024 June 2020
Automated Paperwork10 August 201929 May 2020
Merch16 April 2019About that...
Ship Registry28 April 201916 June 2020
Accounts SystemJuly 15 202022 December 2019

See Also


 Soon at the World of Warcraft Wiki
Valve Time at the Valve Developer's Community
Real Soon Now at the Wictionary