Soon

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Soon

"Soon" is a general term used by the Seal Leadership (and Seals in general) that provides no context for actually when a particular thing will be done or released. All "Soon" means is that it is under consideration by the Seal staff, in discussion, or in development.

"Soon" does not imply a particular date, time, state of being, flow of direction, or any specific point in our understood reality in the past, present, or future. There is no guarantee that "Soon" will ever happen, or that it won't happen. Any promises of "Soon" should be taken lightly. "Soon" can be interchanged with many other words that all mean the same or similar things, including but not limited to "Could", "Might," "Plans to be," "Near Future", "Recent", and more.

"Soon" is dependent on a number of factors, both in and out of the control of the Seals, including timezones, the difficulty of the task, the importance of the task, ethical dilemmas, the average cost of a pound of fish, unexpected maintenance, third-party vendor delays, unexpected heat-deaths of stars, new projects adopted, changes to the Elite and other games, and actually getting our scattered minds to focus on a single topic.

Types of Soon

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Examples of "Soon"

Thing	First Announced	Actually Released
IRC	On or Before 10 April 2019	Heh...
CMDR Management v2	23 June 2020	24 June 2020
Automated Paperwork	10 August 2019	29 May 2020
Merch	16 April 2019	About that...
Ship Registry	28 April 2019	16 June 2020
Accounts System	15 July 2019	22 December 2019

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Types of Soon

Examples of "Soon"

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